ETIQUETTE

Please be a gentleman during our initial communication. I will halt our correspondence immediately if you use explicit language or mention illegal activities. Once we meet, you'll be incredibly glad that you made a dazzling first impression!

I require a 25% deposit* to secure our time together. I prefer CashApp or PayPal but I do have alternative methods available, as well.

Consideration should be placed in an unsealed envelope in the restroom at the beginning of our time together. If we are meeting in public, please have it tucked away in a book. Your favorite novel, perhaps.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Along with a shower, I will always have mouthwash, mints, gum, and fresh towels for you to polish up with. Please be considerate and take advantage of it all.

I’ve been fluttering through this lifestyle for a few years now. It has been exquisite. However, after completing my latest degree, it is no longer my primary focus. I prefer the clandestine nature of meeting, arguably one of the sexiest aspects of our world. That’s all to say that I value our mutual privacy very much. In the name of both respect and discretion, I kindly ask that you do not post any reviews of, or comments about, our time together on any online forum.

I reserve the right to end a session, at any time, without refund if your behavior makes me feel unsafe or threatened in any way. 

*I appreciate you taking the time to thoroughly absorb my cancellation policy listed below.

location

These days I’m based in the Hudson Valley where I’m spending my summer hiking, spotting fireflies, and collecting tan lines at hidden swimming holes, my fishing rod never far. Of course, forever the glamorpuss, I still hop down to New York City frequently and by request. Are you in New Jersey, Massachusetts, or Connecticut? I love a scenic train ride or mini road trip. Let’s chat.

Either way, no matter which city we find ourselves in, I am available for outcall to upscale hotels and private residences, at my discretion, once we have established a rapport.

Prefer that I host? I'm always happy to book us a charming hotel room for an additional flat fee of $200 to secure our room. I have a few favorite haunts but I'm also open to suggestions…say, if there’s a neighborhood that’s most convenient for you. Or, perhaps, there’s a lobby bar that you swear makes the best Martinis in town…

Fly-Me-To-You dates can be arranged beginning with a four hour minimum. I require a 25% deposit upon booking in addition to my travel costs and accommodations provided upfront.

Have something more ambitious in mind? Machu Picchu is on the top of my list, though I’ve always wanted to go whale watching in Alaska. What’s on the top of your bucket list? I can’t wait to hear! International travel or multi-day getaways are available for established clientele. Upon booking, I require a 50% deposit to secure my time along with any additional travel costs that may arise during our planning.

Experiencing hypnotic, relaxing, extended dates with my all-time-favorites has been the highlight of my career. There really is nothing better than taking our time and stumbling into some new adventure, arm-in-arm. To ensure that I stay bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, I do require roughly eight hours of uninterrupted sleep each evening and a minimum of two hours of private time for each day so that I can read, recharge, and primp for our evening.

Please inquire for more dreamy details. 

cancellation

We've all been there! Surprise obligations, a missed flight, the common cold...we can't always account for unforeseen events. If you need to reschedule our time, please reach out as soon as possible. I will do my best to accommodate you.

If this is the first time you need to reschedule, I will hold your deposit for our next date. If this happens more than once, I will require a new deposit to secure any future time together.

As a full-time student, my schedule is very limited. When I write your name in my calendar, I deny incoming requests for the same date. With your understanding and respect, I appreciate you taking the time to absorb my cancellation policy below.

For cancellations within 72 hours, I require a fee of 25% of my rate. Within 48 hours: a 50% fee. Within 24 hours: a 100% fee.

If by chance I need to cancel, I will promptly return your deposit and am happy to offer you some clock-free time during our next adventure.

© Josephine Vaughn 2024